Translation

In my mother's language, trust me, they make a lot more sense.

"Fish and kids don’t talk."

"Dreams of a cut off head."

"Running out like a pig on a slippery turn."

"Came out of a cat’s gut."

"If grandma talked like grandpa, she would be grandpa."

Most of them you could probably figure out what they mean anyway. I might end up adding to this list eventually.