Protip

For future reference...if (as impossible as it might seem for you) you end up in a relationship with someone, and can sense an argument escalating, don't shout, "Stop! Just stop!" like an idiot.

This will not halt an argument in its tracks. In fact, if I was upset and you shouted "stop!" in my face as loudly as He is at my mother right now, I would probably punch you in the mouth.

Also, potato peelers can be used to peel kiwis (the fruit) for the lazy fucks who just can't take the time to use a goddamn knife.