Lethologica

It's like mental dyslexia.

I said McDonald's, but I was thinking Burger King.

I realize chloroform probably isn't good for your skin. Sorry, I was actually thinking of chlorophyll.

No, I know you signed Wednesday...I don't know why I translated Thursday....it just sort of slipped out. Yes, I can tell the difference between an "H" and a "W". I'm not retarded, thank you.

I fucking--

Oops....didn't mean to drop the f-bomb. I said 'bloody'...right? Please! No detention! I didn't say it! I didn't!

And then, hey, you know that song, I think you'd like it. It's called....I....uh....um.....it's....I.........who was it by again?....it's by....euh.....hang on, I'll find it.....it's......

*whimper*

Come on! It was right there! I had it, in my brain, on the tip of my tongue...

I just forgot my phone number.

No, I meant turn it off, not on....sorry.

Wait! I just forgot which button you use to shoot items.

Sign here?

....I....erm.....what's my last name again?

It's fucking torture is what it is. In the end, it ends up with me mixing up words that I've associated together, be it by sound, or just the similarities in what the words actually are.

And if it's something that I haven't associated with something else, I won't be able to recall it at all.

In my mind, it's like these words aren't even kept in English. I'm thinking in feelings. Every word has a distinct feeling, a vibe. Similar things, similar vibes. Try to bring them back, and they get fucked up in the translation.

I cuss a lot, because the English language doesn't have accurate translations for those particular vibes. They're filler words.

Familiar words.

I've grown tired of this.......

The word..............is.....I...erm....the letter "T" comes to mind.....

I....?

Oh, fuck this.