I feel terrible.

It's sort of mean, but I love listening to my mother talk to her friends on the phone in Polish. And I feel a little bad because I find it hilarious.

Especially since she only learned up until around nine....so she never really learned cussing, and there are some words that just aren't in her vocabulary.

And my Polish is insanely limited...so every now and then I can understand a lone word in a slurring sea of gibberish...

So when she's on the phone it's like,

Polishkyxbyskwordyskcsbyd,Valedia,polishpolishpolish,soup,polishpolishpolish,turkey,polishpolishpolish,antidisestablishmentarianism,polishpolishCraigsListpolishpolishLinuxpolishWindows7polishpolishSteveJobspolishpolish...

But when she's on the phone and she's pissed off, it's like,

PolishkyxbyskwordyskcsbydFUCKEDUP!polishpolishpolishpolishSHITFORBRAINS!polishpolishSTUPID-ITY!polishpolishpolishValedia!polishpolish!

And then I snap my head around and tuck my tail and run away because I know I'm about to get a verbal beating when she gets off the phone, unless the conversation ends like,

PolishkyxbyskwordyskcsbydHahahah!, polishpolishpolish,Broche,polishpolish,Dziękuję,polish,Tak,polistpolishpolish,Kocham cię,widzenia....